TRAPPED! FINALE!: Historical Horror Action Thriller of Espionage, Suspense, and Humor (Book 3)

Can these 1980s total misfits save the world from double annihilation? Or will they totally gag when the body count goes nuclear?

Yeah, the ’80s they were wild times, man. Sharks with Frankenstein studs. Cats with vampire fangs. Zombies with bad perms. Looked all shiny on the outside, but under all that ozone-killing hairspray, it was pure madness… funny as hell, though.

What happens when you throw hybrid-animal-cyborg freaks, Catulas (yeah, cat-vamps), zombie-mummies, and two mad scientists into one haunted mansion? You get the most awesome showdown of the most rockin’ decade ever!

Meet your ultimate crew of weirdos to take you along for the ride:
The Vatican’s demon-hunting fashion model who totally devours dudes.
A klutzy Scotland Yard cop with a pet ferret way smarter than him.
A lovesick Palestinian secret agent crushing hard on his Mossad rival.
A flashy Texan drag queen corporate spy and a smoking hot illegal immigrant Venezuelan PI, who both got majorly punked into this world-saving gig.

All trapped inside Blackthorn Manor along with a host of characters from Book 1’s Howling Manor and Book 2’s Grimclaw Manor. And their only way out? Team up with their archenemy, Dr. Vladislav Volkov and his MTV-influenced Sharkensteins (Shark Frankensteins, yes, you read that right), before the world gets a makeover nobody ordered.

Think the A-Team totally wiping out into Beetlejuice, getting body-slammed into Miami Vice, then crash-landing on Ghostbusters before making a bogus detour into Knight Rider and meeting Evil Dead—with a totally tubular Rocky Horror jam-out at the end.

Pro-Reading Tip: The plot is enhanced when paired with a nice bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon (Please drink and read responsibly).

✨ So lock, load, and download. Cause you’re not puttin’ this action-comedy-horror-thriller down till the credits roll.